5. The Camp of the Saints

Invasion of the boat people! Don’t worry, the Carlyle Club will hold them off before they overrun the Camp of the Saints.

4. American Rebellion

We hold these truths to be pretty obvious: that the Declaration of Independence is poorly punctuated propaganda, and rebels ought to be hanged!

3. Slavery Reconsidered

Whip hand: the free-thinking Carlyle Club abolishes Whig history, serves up some primary sources, and cottons on to a south-side view in this, our masterful third issue. It’s bound to please!