Policy

This is our comment policy: be civil and constructive.

I swear to God people have written to complain that the “policy” page does not include public policy. You should all be gassed to death in a concentration camp. Please, please, please put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Below: some examples of what not to do.

Example 1 (a): not being civil.

******** off and ******* a rabid goat, you ********** ***** with a ******** **** for ********* your mother’s ********* when ******* ******** a ******.

Very creative, but try this instead:

Dear Sir,

Have you considered the merits of fornicating with a rabid goat?

Sincerely etc.

Example 1 (b): not being civil again.

NO [e.g., Presbyterians, vegetarians, Lithuanians, lesbians] ALLOWED!

Now, of course, actual Presbyterian vegetarian Lithuanian lesbians are BANNED. I mean, for God’s sake, let’s be reasonable. Standards must be maintained!

Example 2 (a): not being constructive.

you r wrong cuz democarcy is the best it gave us freedom OBAMA2012

As Thomas Carlyle once remarked: “u r the 1 who is rong cuz demarcocy SUCKS.”

Example 2 (b): still not being constructive.

I would just like to take valuable time out of my busy day to remind you that we are all doomed no matter what anyone does and nothing can possibly help and everything is a waste of time, so just stop it already.

I SAID STOP

Do try to avoid this sort of thing.

I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Finally, remember this motto: We Are Reactionaries (WAR). Leave the malice, despair, ignorance and self-loathing to the progressives.